Returns
You know how it is sometimes. You see her; she catches your eye. Sometimes it’s hard to keep your resolve.
Soon enough, you’ve taken her home and do what comes naturally. Then you realise that you’ve done this before. Years ago. And it wasn’t even that great the first time around.
So you bring her back to Customer Service and sheepishly write a reason for the change of heart in the “Returns Book”. What shall I write. I’ll be honest:
Duplicate purchase
How embarrassing is that.
I glance at the previous entry above mine, written two days before:
Fickle
